Who is worse: Donald Trump for saying Hillary got “schlonged,” or Ted Cruz for spoiling the new Star Wars?
Both men are pure evil, obviously. But which is the Sith master, and which is the apprentice?
Donald’s insult (?) is a little baffling because it’s just such a weird choice of words. It happened while he was giving a speech (?) about how Hillary was weak in 2008 and let Obama beat her, and “schlonged” is apparently his word of choice for that.
Cruz, on the other hand, evoked Star Wars in an attempt to blend in with the neurotypicals. “I’m not going to be a spoiler,” he said, before going on to strongly hint at a major element of the film.
I was about to declare Cruz the winner of this particular asshole contest, but then Trump had to follow up by talking about how Hillary used a bathroom during a commercial break in the debate:
“I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting, let’s not talk.”
Let’s not talk indeed, Donald Trump, let’s not talk indeed.
“We are not responding to Trump,” tweeted Clinton campaign director Jennifer Palmieri, “but everyone who understands the humiliation this degrading language inflicts on all women should.”
I have to say, as much as I like Bernie, I would really enjoy seeing Donald and Hillary go head-to-head at some point so we can see her finally read Donald to the filth that he is.
So, how about it, Ted Cruz: have you done anything more loathsome lately? Trump just called Hillary “disgusting” because she used a bathroom, something that literally all life on Earth does in one form or another. Can you muster any rhetoric worse than that?
Yup.
“I oppose amnesty. I oppose citizenship. I oppose legalization,” Cruz said, “today, tomorrow, forever!”
Well gee whiz, now you’re just cribbing from George Wallace speeches: “Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever!” That might indeed be worse than spoiling the ending of the movie we’ve been waiting thirty years for. It might be worse than saying that Hillary got “schlonged” like a weirdo. It’s probably worse than calling women “disgusting” for peeing.
But it might not be worse than suggesting that we might as well start a global nuclear war, which is just what Trump spokescreature Katrina Pearson said on Fox News — “What good does it do to have a good nuclear triad if you’re afraid to use it?”
Good job, everyone! You are all terrible.
