“The Scrot” at The Stranger office: Only a sack this big could warrant detailed cosmetic attention.
HOT BALLS AT THE GYM
We saw you drying your nut sack and taint with the hair dryer at the gym. What the fuck, dude?
HOT HEAD AT THE BANK
You were a buxom drag queen standing on Broadway near Chase Bank in a black-purple gown: Your hair literally looked like a flame engulfing your skull. You’d clearly put a lot of thought into your wig’s color and shape. So hot, girl…