We’re revisiting some of the most popular Savage Love letters of all time and organizing them in our new Best Savage Love Letters of the Day section. Today’s fan favorite comes from December, 2017, and includes a picture. —Eds. Note
I have a question for you, finally. Maybe it’s a common question. Maybe it’s just a story. I have an approximately 20 year old blow up doll, new in package, that has been in outdoor storage for part of that time, so I found a spider nest, a couple ants, some debris. Cleaned her up, she holds air, and—after dressed—I can see why they might appeal to imaginative doll or oddity collector. When I claimed the doll, I was thinking, “You guys can’t throw this away! It was made to be cared for, and as a piece of art, it should at least be used, and not wasted!” Especially after I saw that face. The face doesn’t fully blow up, so we put sunglasses on her, so she looks ok.
Question is: How do we get rid of her? It’s a Teighlor Big Babe Doll, and I looked it up, and she didn’t receive any of the profits on the doll, her image was stolen for it. Also, I don’t want to give her to someone that would abuse her, as I know humans are want to do. I bet you will ultimately tell me to leave a note down at the porn store and maybe someone will want it. I just had a glimmer of hope that you might know someone offhand that collects these sorts of things or who has a special place in their heart for Teighlor. There is a little mildew spotting on her breasts that didn’t come off with isopropyl alcohol, but other than that, she’s in great shape for being boxed for twenty years. I cleaned her “tongue,” there were some cobwebs in there, but I could not bring myself to violate her nether orifices. They told me it was unused, and I believe them.
Thank You for your time.
Delivering Onna Lotta Lover
P.S. I’ve enclosed a photo.