Someone needs to give this person what they want!
This stickerer must love fucking with acronyms.
Do you think an alien wrote this one?
Totally forgot this was a Michael Scott gag. Here’s a video as a treat:
Hate to tell you that if you got coronavirus now and survived, you’d still have a lousy president. The nature of the presidency is that the lousiest people are in charge; this doesn’t change just because the person in office is not He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Spotted near Twice Sold Tales.
This comes to us via Pickle Church. I made quick-pickled cucumbers and carrots last night with lime juice, fish sauce, sugar, and a ton of serrano chiles and they are the best things on Earth.
Definitely does not work.
Also known as a chode!
I wanna pop it! Also this reminds me of the cover for Darkside’s Psychic album. The first time I ever heard “Paper Trails” was after taking the biggest bong rip on the biggest bong in a dingy student home in the U District.
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.
