Seattle Sticker Patrol: Cocksuckin’ Tears

RIP Lavender Country

In this house, we love Patrick Haggerty. Rest in peace my friend. Hope wherever you are now, you’re not crying any cocksuckin’ tears. 

Dripped Out Luigi

Thanks BBoyGage. Where can I get the mushroom chain, though?

Spotted on First Hill

In Memphis, TN, cops arrested a man for eating two bags of chips someone else stole from a convenience store after seeing crumbs on his face. Protect and serve amirite!??!?!??!?!?!??!

Me to All My Friends

Dumb homos in my life saved my spirit, to be quite honest!

Mmmmmm Get It?

Thanks Justice Brewing/Natalie MC! 

Well, Bunny, IDK

Kinda reminds me of that one pin from The Truman Show:

 

 

 

 

 

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I Think I’m Starting to Understand Why People Love Cats Now

I feel like I’ve posted this particular sticker before. So if I have, apologies. But it’s a nice note to end on, isn’t it?

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.