Thursday, March 23
9:00 ABC AMERICAN INVENTOR
It’s an all-out competition to see who can invent the one thing everyone needs (i.e., hot robot doll).
Friday, March 24
9:00 SCI DOCTOR WHO
The doctor and his sexy assistant hop into a time-traveling phone booth to foil aliens. Oh, that old story?
Saturday, March 25
10:00 AMC HUSTLE
Season finale! The con artists are looking at the inside of a prison cell, when one of their own turns against them.
Sunday, March 26
10:00 SHO THE L WORD
Season finale! The lesbionic drama ends another slam-bang season with the gang fearing for Dana’s life.
Monday, March 27
9:00 FOX 24
Ray Wise, Peter Weller, C. Thomas Howell are all on board this season—so where’s Yahoo Serious?
Tuesday, March 28
9:30 NBC TEACHERS
Debut! It’s Welcome Back, Kotter all over again when an English teacher tries to reach his neo-Sweathogs.
Wednesday, March 29
9:00 WB THE BEDFORD DIARIES
Debut! Six hot college kids come together in a human sexuality seminar. It’s like a beautiful dream!
It’s me or Carson, Granny—make your choice. steve@thestranger.com