Ladies (and gays), if you find yourselves without a valentine this year, get your lonely asses to a theater right quick and fill your hearts with gorgeous joy by ogling the tasty Mr. Columbus Short in Stomp the Yard. The star of this Karate Kid—meets—8 Mile—meets—West Side Story flick has got moves hotter than Michael Jackson circa Thriller, and Short is drop-dead-dreamy sex-bomb cute. Swoon! (See Movie Times for more info.)

Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles.