October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, which means there are
pink-ribbon car magnets, pins, flip-flops, track suits, toe rings, lava
lamps, and “wacky women” luggage tags all on sale at
thebreastcancersite.com. Call me
crazy, but shouldn’t someone in the porn industry donate, too? This
pink-ribbon crap can’t be making nearly enough money for the cause;
wouldn’t it be fair, and just, if even one of the porn industry’s top
studios donated a single stinkin’ dollar from each of its tit-genre
titles? There’s so much triple-X making boatloads of cash due to the
female breast’s superpower in porn and the dudes who buy top-sellers
like Titty Titty Bang Bang, Fuck These Jugs 2, Tits
Ahoy!, Melon Mania 3, or What Happens Between My Tits
Stays Between My Tits—don’t you think they would donate 50
cents or a hard buck if they knew how to? Which would make more
money—online sales of the pink-ribbon pewter charm bracelet, or
one pay-per-view interactive online video clip that lets the viewer
make a virtual “money shot” all over Tera Patrick’s beyond-perfect
all-natural 36 DDs? It’s high time the American Breast Cancer
Foundation worked smarter, not harder.
