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“Hey Lindy, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced.”
“What?”
“Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced.”
“What?”
“Madonna is a famous entertainer, and Guy Ritchie is a film director. They’re getting divorced.”
I think we all saw this coming:
Via everywhere.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
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ilu madonna
He wants more kids but because she’s 50 and has George Washington teeth and stands to piss, no-can-do. He’s still a toots and can get himself a 23-year-old brood mare to shoot out a few before he tumbles into peepawhood.
It’s about time. Talk about the most boring couple in the world. She should go fuck Miley Cyrus now.
That’s one hot piece of Scot trim that just landed on the market. I’d hit that with anything that wasn’t nailed down (which means just about everything but Jesus).
She’s moving on to Derek Jeeter or Alex Rodriguez, can’t remember which.
See, I can’t stand Madonna. Her music gives me hives, her stunts were grating 20 years ago, etc. But she actually seems kinda fun in that interview, and he acts like an ass.
Guy is sooo hot!
good riddance. mr. ritchie always had the look of a man who’d made a deal with the devil and immediately regretted it, viz., five minutes after he said ‘i do’.
so, madge finally got rid of the excess baggage. he’s a hack of a director, he basically followed everything she wanted to do (kabbalah, etc.) and she is the mother of reinvention while this guy keeps making the same movie over and over. this has gotta hurt richie as his new (same old same old) movie is about to drop. see ya limey!
she got what she wanted out of the deal.
She gets to keep all the red Kabalah strings, but she has to give the English accent back.