I knew at the age of 8 there was something wrong with me, and there
was something wrong with you, but I dealt with it because even though
bad mommy screamed at me and hit me and said things that upset me,
every other day good mommy would make me chicken noodle soup and hug me
and tell me I was beautiful. I spent every day with you, and the last
time we moved I abandoned my friends as well as my family until you
kicked me out of the apartment at age 16. I spent a few days homeless
before I found an apartment that was affordable, and then you moved
into the same building to be closer to me.
I soon quit my job to get away from the owner of the shop, who
sexually harassed me, and I lost my apartment and moved into the
projects. You wouldn’t help me with any bills and I spent days without
any food, sleeping on the floor of the only house not abandoned on the
street. I sold my virginity for 500 dollars. I earned enough to move
out, and you helped me with money when you found out I had been
diagnosed with schizophrenia and chronic depression, but bad mommy came
back and I again spent days begging my landlord not to evict me, days
without food, days with no electricity or heat. However, things are
good now and I want to thank you for paying my rent. If only I had
known it would take me slitting my wrists to get you to show me you
love me, I would have done it a lot sooner than I did. 
zomfg! No that sounds like fiction. You should write a novel. but wait: is the mommy the split personality, is anonymous, or are you both totally whack? CAN’T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE! Wynona Ryder, Angelina jolie, Glenn Close.
What the hell happened to “I, Anonymous”?! I used to love to read the sly pokes or the clever confessions. Recently it seems to be little more than whiny losers feeling sorry for themselves. If I wanted this kind of shit I would simply watch Maury – at least it’s occasionally entertaining…
Anon is like 8 people in 1 head. This is like Fight Club, right?
You failed at suicide? That’s like failing at failing.
Wow, this is supposed to be amusing and not depressing and hella lame.
Get a therapist, not a anonymous newspaper.
get yourself a therapist and then strongly advise your mum does too!
schizophrenia doesn’t have anything to do with split personality
So, what’s the deal? Do you rewrite stuff losers send in? Or is this stuff totally made up. It’s all the same voice; after 50 or so collumns it is obvious.
Please god try again. Jump off the I-5, but please be quick about it. We don’t need more traffic jams.
yuiop: “schizophrenia doesn’t have anything to do with split personality “
but it definitely has something to do with hearing voices in one’s head.
uuummmmm mabey seek help and stay on whatever meds they give you .you may start to feel better after treatment but your not going to be better ….EVER mmmm.k
“sleeping on the floor of the only house not abandoned on the street”
Aside from the other personalities, who else was in the “not abandoned” house?
Sweet Zombie Jesus, what a bunch of unsympathetic hard-asses!
Hey Stranger Staff, perhaps you should re-think the idea of Feedback Comments in this section…
I agree with Ram Punchington that comments for the I, Anonymous section should be abandoned. People just want to get stuff off their chests, and not be abused by all the crass, unfeeling, unsympathetic rejoinders.
PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. Schizophrenia is NOT SPLIT PERSONALITIES!!! I am so sick of people spouting off without knowing WTF they’re talking about. This is sad ans pathetic, because there are really people out there who treat their kids like that, so all you that think you’re so GD normal, STF up.
What the FUCK happened to MY COMMENT??? WAS IT TOO NICE?
Dan, you need to do away with the comments on this section. The fabulosity (yes I made that up) of it had to do with everyone reading it and not being able to say anything rude about it. All of these “normal” people mocking those with mental problems is just infuriating. To those dumb fucks: I hope that when one of you is contemplating killing yourself because you’re a pathetic loser (not because you experienced unthinkable abuse) that no one gives a flying FUCK about you…
Sounds like a shit movie staring Natalie Portman and some fuck soundtrack with Death Crap for Cutie and some poo Emo band.
the comment option blows…….I mean read mine?!
vincent for the win!
For the DENSE motherfuckers whining about schizo/split personality difference: Anon SAYS she is SCHIZO, it’s just a line in the fucking letter. The various “others” mentioned in the piece make it seem like it’s written by someone with MPD/DID, who is referencing the different voices in their head but passing them off as actual external bodies. She could easily be both, except that…DID doesn’t exist except in fantasyland and schizophrenia is code word for batshit insane. Now, go cry to your mamas about how mean Stranger readers are. You’ll feel better.
it’s always the people that have never known trauma, poverty or chronic humiliation that lack true compassion for the marginalized…….I don’t go near people that don’t possess empathy.
Jesus, raisedredfist, you might be the worst of em all. You are a credit to your self-important, idyllic fantasy of a utopian society that will never exist. I hope you rise to the top of your communist/anarchist movement, securing your place as the best of the organized anarchists, only to fall into the tragic death spiral of a revolt against you in an inevitable example of the iron rule of oligarchy.
You are one whiney ass ball of feelings. I’m sure you don’t go near people without empathy because they’d likely kick your ass. On the other hand, I’m sure you annoy the shit out of empathetic folks, too, but they’re too meek and passive to let you know.
Viva Vincent! You hit the damn nail on the damn head. And ain’t it entertaining?
This is so unbelieveably fake and not particularly imaginative. I think someone’s watched one too many movies. Sheesh.
What, sexually abused, mentally ill folk don’t get to be angry too? wtf?
why does it tweek your guilt button since they are desposed of and ignored by US all? did she/he break the rules by speaking up instead of suffering in silence? is it all about your amusement? I thought the point was anon. venting.
For what it’s worth, I used to date a ballerina and she had the “split” personality. Oh, and she was really bitchy too.
Why don’t we pretend for a moment that in the absence of evidence this is a true story? Then reflect upon the crassness of the comments posted here. Encouraging people to jump from the freeway? Do you consider yourselves truly human? Time to grow up.
Why don’t we pretend for a moment that in the absence of evidence this is a true story? Then reflect upon the crassness of the comments posted here. Encouraging people to jump from the freeway? Do you consider yourselves truly human? Time to grow up.
Wow, I’m amazed that MY confession on I, Anonymous is listed up here. That’s my story, just the way I wrote it…
I’m sure you guys think it’s amusing to coax suicidal people into commiting suicide, but honestly, I’m too happy to be upset or irritated with any of you right now.
It feels really good to know my story is out here, and that without telling anyone, thousands of people will still know my struggle with depression and prostitution.
To whoever put this on the first page, thank you so much; you’ve made me feel so much better and I hope you read this.
OMG….please see a therapist and leave the rest of us free of your self-serving, whiny shit. Regardless of how one was raised, one is still responsible for their own actions (Believe me, my life makes this fiction sound like Disneyland…but I still managed to make something of myself) It isn’t mommy’s fault you became a whore…it is your life and your choice. Take some responsiblity for your OWN actions and quit expecting others to rescue you!
Last Anonymous commenter: if you must either starve or prostitute yourself, you do not have a “choice.” And truly, sometimes those are the only two options. Maybe YOU did have other options, but your experience is hardly applicable to everyone.
And honestly, commenters on here are at least as whiny and self-serving as the original posters.
How glad am I not to live in your garbagebag ass-gazing city anymore?
Really fucking glad.
How fun it would be if every shitbag there stuck a gun in their (sic) face and
shot it
off?
How much more pleasing if you could have a gun stuck into your face as your kids get assraped by a rusty cattle slaughter knife in front of you?
Just funning. Can’t you take a joke?
So glad am I that I don’t have to see any of you human garbage bags ever again.
Oh and you’re all evil emotionless pieces of shit.
Ha ha. You’re all stuck in that shit bag of a city.
when I need to whine, I usually post to Craisglist Rants & Raves. At least people there will put me in my place. I really miss the old anonymous confessions here. Just once in a while can you slip one in? I could use a laugh and this isn’t even funny.
Hey goomba!
Why don’t you let me fuck your mother tonight? Except I wouldn’t, because her snatch has seen more cock than this prostitute has!!! Oh, and your mom told me she wishes you would stop whining about crazy people and go kill yourself.
I am very sorry for what you have gone through. I hope that you can heal and learn from the terrible experiences in the least.
Do not expect people on the internet to have any empathy – for most people are just sociopaths. I apologize for the human race.
Sorry about your virginity sweetie, but I told you plenty of times: NO WIRE HANGERS!!!