Seattle Public Utilities is looking to rebrand itself and is taking suggestions for a new tagline. Which is probably a mistake, but whatever.
There’s an online survey here where you can rate SPU’s service and suggest a new tagline—I suggested “Soylent Green is people!!!—so we don’t end up with something embarrassing like “recycling 2.0” or “waste not Seattle.”
Sloggers, get to work.
Something about crawling through a river of shit and coming out clean on the other side?
“SPU, clogging your tubes since 1892.”
Or they could steal the slogan from my web concept art piece The Municipal Water Board and go with “Qualitas, Sanitas, Fidelitas”.
Energy, Now and Forever.
Burning Fnarf’s cookies since time began!
Why does water always get to have all the fun? City Light doesn’t even get to increase rates!
“No Shit, Seattle”
I’m confused? Why do they need rebranding? You’re the goddamned utilities co. Do you even have competition?