If we’re going to do a Slog Happy of Shame, why don’t we just have commenters read out loud, in person, for a real-life audience some of their more heinous/hilarious comments? I would pay money to see Mr. Poe et al recite some real talk on the microphone. After all, what’s more embarrassing than blog comments?
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You don’t have to pay money to hear me talk shit.
“After all, what’s more embarrassing than blog comments?”
Line out?
Writing for Line Out?
Does your girlfriend know you’re gay?
Eh, it’s a living (Line Out, not being gay).
Since you took away the search feature I won’t be able to repeat them verbatim.
But I have said some crazy real shit about:
Puppies
Native Americans
Heath Ledger
What am I leaving out?
@4 it should read;
Does your boyfriend know you’re straight?
Nobody knows I’m a muppet.
Why isn’t there a category for someone like me? I want to read too.
I would like to volunteer to read people’s blog comments – I could wear a shirt that says “post comments” and would read on cue
Of course, we’re going to force you to recite a CAPTCHA before you’re allowed to read the quotes.
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FRACK. I can’t go next week because the COSPAR meeting got pushed back to next Wednesday. I think I am going to cry a little now.
@13: Don’t cry, dry your eye.
Thankfully my comments are always made with poise and prose.
Have fun.
@12: I love that web site. ‘A personal perspective.’ Hilarious.
I just have to vent. I can’t fucking stand meat eaters and the way you push your immoral and unhealthy practices on others. I’m vegan, and all I want is for people to respect our choice to not eat meat, but no. Every time we go a restaurant and everyone else is eating meat, we get ostrichized. FUCK YOU lard bags, all of you are candidates for strokes and heart-attacks, sitting on your computers jerking off and getting fatter and fatter. Look at my face, make you hard nerds? Will as long as you eat meat you’ve never got a shot at touching a girl like me. And guess what? When I eat, I don’t have to commit murder to fill my belly. What is your rational? It’s okay to mutilate and eat animals cuz they are less intelligent? Would you mutilate and eat a mentally challenged person? Think of the starving people in Africa that could have been fed with the produce that was used to fatten your fat, pot-bellied cows. I hope you all rot in hell. I want you to watch this video: http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/f-kf…. If you have a shred of decency, you will see my point, but if not, when you’re touching yourself tonight thinking about a girl like me, why don’t you just do the rest of the world a favor and rip your dicks off. Jerks.
Miss Congeniality!