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I wasn’t! I hadn’t noticed (I only see inner beauty). But apparently Tina Fey has a great big facial scar that she doesn’t like to talk about, and now her tattletale husband, Jeff Richmond, has spilled the beans to Vanity Fair:

NEW YORK Tina Fey’s husband is talking about something the “30 Rock” actress would rather not discuss: the scar on her left cheek.

Fine, Jeff Richmond. I’ll bite. So what exactly did happen to Tina Fey’s left cheek? Oh? What’s that?

She was only SLASHED ON THE FACE BY A MADMAN.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously:

In an interview in Vanity Fair, Jeff Richmond says a stranger slashed Fey’s face when she was 5 years old. He says the incident occurred in the front yard of her house.

Says Richmond: “That scar was fascinating to me. This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life.”

Fey says talking about the attack would seem like exploiting it.

Says Fey: “It’s really almost like I’m able to forget about it, until I was on-camera, and it became a thing of `Oh, I guess we should use this side’ or whatever. Everybody’s got a better side.”

Maybe so, Tina Fey! Maybe so! But not everybody was SLASHED.

ON THE FACE.

BY A MADMAN.

Can a lady get some follow-up info on whether this child-slasher was brought to justice!? Or will someone at least tell me where Tina Fey grew up so that I can STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT HELL-TOWN? Jesus.

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

27 replies on “Were You Wondering About Tina Fey’s Facial Scar?”

  1. Could happen anywhere.

    And often does.

    Interesting point – a similar event (well, a couple) happens in the movie about Mumbai/Bombay “Slumdog Millionaire”.

  2. Ever since first seeing her on Weekend Update, I’ve always wondered what happened to her face…

    Makes her more endearing in my opinion.

  3. I have been many discussions on Tina Fey’s scar on several TV-related online discussions and though I am happy to finally know how it happened, I am also horrified to know how it happened. I always assumed she fell off a skateboard or something.

    BTW: I think there is a band called “Tina Fey’s Scar.”

  4. Aw man. I hope he had the OK from her to talk about that, because she’s always refused to discuss it in interviews, stating that it’s a painful subject for her family.

  5. People’s mouths look really weird when separated from their bodies.

    @13, I am also shocked by this. Can anyone shed some light?

  6. I’ve heard about the scar, but I’ve never actually seen it till this picture. Is this what I have to look forward to if I ever upgrade to HD?

  7. Fnarf does have a point – I did live north of Philly until I was 10 (well, after my 1st birthday) – but Tina’s not that young …

    And MacBastard’s right.

  8. I have noticed the scar from the beginning. Definitely doesn’t reduce the sexiradness of Tina Fey. I would read books to her aaaaaalllll night.

  9. Yeah, I had always noticed the scar since weekend update, but I thought it was nice that it was secret, and that folks seemed to avoid bringing it up. Oh well.

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