Is it possible for this—what? bicycle rack?—to look like anything other than what I think it looks like?
It is not quite a tooth, or a walrus’s face, or a novelty moustache. There is no other explanation.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
Redmond has all kinds of weird looking bike racks. I’ve only seen one in use ever outside of schools & offices. It’s in some vain attempt to get tech workers to stop driving alone to work and to justify their “bicycle capitol of the world” sign.
Unfortunately, nobody’s going to ride a bike unless you limit sprawl, and Redmond is nothing but sprawl.
http://flickr.com/search/?q=redmond+bike…
It looks like someone with a big fat ass bending over to pick something up.
Someone get out there quick and film the opener for your next year’s submission to Hump!
OMG, let me get that dog costume from Red Light and I’ll hump it on film!!!
You see what you want to see.
it’s clearly a tooth…
If you have that little feeling in the pit of your stomach or the back of your brain that maybe something’s not right…that something’s “wrong with this picture” but you just can’t put your finger on it. Now’s the time to face the music and suck it all up and figure out where you really stand.
That’s what Ben Dover says, anyway.
Is it a tooth? Is it a bike rack sponsored by an orthodontist?
a tooth?
WTF are you doing at Town Center?
It’s a MOLAR, Lindy! Obvs. Not everything is sexual. Especially out there at Redmond “Town Center” (which I was stunned to discover is actually a mall. Who the hell names a mall “Town Center”?).
I HAVE ALREADY ADDRESSED THE TOOTH HYPOTHESIS. Clearly the crotch is too high for it to be a tooth.
Charles: Stop posting under Lindy’s name…..
@12 Have you ever seen a molar before? The root goes quite deep, http://www.toothpick.com/images/molar.GI…
Two-headed elephant, what else would it be?
I don’t see a wedding ring, so it can’t be the first thing that came to mind.
goatse guy
Lindy,
Your eyeballs are obviously fucked up again today. Have you already run out of your prescription for Cum Visine?
That is why public sculptures, logos, company names, etc…anything that can be viewed by the public should be put in front of a panel of 10 year olds…they’d find the ass in 2 seconds and probably end up calling the sculpture “butt mouth”.
Someone with a huge ass wearing skinny jeans
@6 @9 @11 So what you’re trying to tell me is that the city of Redmond DIDN’T COMMISSION A HUGE ANUS SCULPTURE FOR THEIR MALL? OH REALLY?
Thank you for clearing that up.
I see a tooth.
Tooth.
They could do a butt with a tooth sticking out of it, like it was a really unsuccessful parasitic Siamese twin thing where the teeth migrated right out of the jaw and wound up sticking out of random parts. That would be AWESOME.