Never let it be said that we at The Stranger won’t admit our mistakes. Case in point, this Strangercrombie entry:
Your 101 Dalmatians-Style Valentine’s Day
Picture it: Valentine’s Day, you and your date at West Seattle’s Skylark Cafe & Club, delectating in spaghetti and meatballs for two (with salad and a bottle of wine, of course). Will the slurping up of an extra-long noodle lead to a blissful cinematic kiss? One thing is certain: There will be dessert. Then, stay for the bands or, you know, get a room! A $50 VALUE! OPENING BID: $1.99!
Obviously the scene described here is from Lady and the Tramp, not 101 Dalmatians. So it clearly makes no sense. What is a 101 Dalmatians-style dinner, anyway? Lots of dogs in the restaurant with you? This should teach us to never again enter into the world of Disney movies, where no adult should ever be forced to go.
Please note that Skylark Cafe, which donated this fine package, has no culpability in this and is a victim just like the rest of the reading public.
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Next year, you need to auction off an overcoat made of puppies.
Or a puppy wearing a Christian Dior overcoat.
Some of us, probably not many, but still, would enjoy a dinner surrounded by puppies.
Better than a diner surrounded by puppies.
That really confused me when I first read it, but I hadn’t seen 101 Dalmatians in at least a decade, and I wouldn’t put it past Disney to recycle their material.