lizardpeopleb.jpgMinnesota Public Radio has posted a bunch of disputed ballots from the November election, asking readers to vote on how they should be handled.

Some voters drew little arrows, some signed their ballots, some circled the black scan marks on the side of the paper, some made marks near just about every candidate’s name, some voted for Lizard People in every race. Hilarious!

The lesson? Voters are idiots. Still, in some of these, the voter’s intention is absolutely clear, yet the opposition challenged the ruling anyway. So, the candidates are liars, too.

But you knew that already.

Anthony Hecht is The Stranger's Chief Technology Officer. He owns no monkeys.

12 replies on “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Lizard People”

  1. My brother showed me this over Thanksgiving, and we voted for which ballots we thought the voters intention was clear, and which ones it wasn’t. We only agreed on maybe half of them. I don’t envy the re-counters….

  2. If a person cannot fill out a ballot correctly and lawfully, then their ballot should be thrown out. I don’t care what side of the political spectrum they fall on. If you’re not competent enough to follow simple directions, then you’re clearly not qualified to decide your representation.

  3. That’s a vote for Franken. When the voter intends to vote for Lizard People, he darkens in the Lizard People oval.

    I also doubt the constitutionality of voting for multiple lizard people for one Senate seat. He should probably have written in Lizard Person.

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