Your staff has such warmth and affection for each other. I feel
like I’m in an Olive Garden commercial.
We’re like your family, but without all the guilt and nagging. We’re
just nice and supportive. Wedding proposals happen here constantly, and
we always know about them before they happen. We’re the communal
pressure.
With so much communal pressure to say yes, how can there be any
room for honesty?
We are the house of love. No one says no.
Where is a popular place to hide the ring?
A glass of Prosecco, or on the center of the plate with chocolate
sauce surrounding it. In the food is a bad idea.
“Honey, can you throw up a little bit so I can propose to
you?”
Exactly. It’s just not so sexy.
Some of the decoration here is a little ridiculous.
I know, like the Christmas-light squeezey grapes? Sexy, sexy
squeezey grapes. We should be called Serafina: House of Love and Sexy
Squeezey Grapes.
And never-overdressed pasta dishes.
Never! Let the patrons overdress.