Geekologie points out the RealTouch, which is a futuristic sex toy for men. Here is a photo of the Realtouch:
Apparently, the RealTouch is like a Fleshlight, kind of, only with moving parts. The orifice expands and contracts and the interior heats up to human body temperature. And it comes with a USB port that connects you to a computer where you can watch a POV porn film that is cued to the device, so the device simulates the intensity and frequency of the action committed by the porn star on the screen. Comes in straight and gay varieties.
I have a feeling a lot more guys are going to leave the house a lot less often now. Of course, men who are less prone to laying down a hundred and fifty bucks for this thing (plus more for videos) will have to make do with their imaginations and possibly a Fifi.
Can’t wait until they make a Wii version! Woo! Good times! Err…Oh. Guess not, since I’m not a GUY! Wah Wah! 🙁
hmm, electricity, liquid and my penis. i’ll pass.
150 bones to do something I can already do for free, and it has no tits. WTF!
I’ve always wanted to fuck a bottling plant. Finally, a safe way to realize my dream! (Confidential to Fairfield Budweiser’s third shift: I was more embarrassed than you were. Even though the flowers weren’t for originally for you, please accept them as a peace offering.)
My frickin’ favorite part of this is that in the videos, it’s clear that the implement is the size of a large loaf of bread. Or a shoebox. Or a butternut squash. And the girl in the video kind of holds it like a baby.
i don’t think i would ever stick my penis into something with gears like that.
Looks painful.
I just don’t get it.
Sorry.
That looks like a recipe for road burn on your penis.
I used my hand this morning. Saved myself $150!!
Ehm. . . ok. See, here’s the thing. Having the stimulation correspond to the action onscreen sounds like fun, but I bet it wouldn’t be for most people. I think we sorta take for granted that we can be responsive to our own needs — harder/softer slower/faster — or that a (good) partner can be. This thing can’t be. Sounds frustrating to me.
It could really get more interesting when these become interactive with cyber sex chat rooms. A person across the country could control the action of the sex toy in your hand, or where ever it happens to be.
I can’t wait to connect this thing to my Twitter account.
Neither of those things look remotely erotic.
Nor does my USB port.
more on the teledildonics scene at ces:
http://i.gizmodo.com/5127832/hands+in-th…
I miss the old days when you could fuck for nothing more than a few beers and a compliment.
I bet it’s a pleasure to clean.
That’s great, cos I’m scared of women. Well, all humans really.
lol@ “Developed and thoroughly tested by a NASA engineer”
There are days–well, only moments really–when my blocks drop and my conditioning disappears, and a beautiful woman or man looks just as silly a thing to stick it into as the above devices.
I thought it was some kind of vacuum cleaner/crumb sweeper before I read the text. Seriously, Paul, you think more guys will leave the house a lot less often? Yeeks.
“committed”?
Sorry to be stupid, but I don’t understand what’s different between the straight and gay versions… could someone explain?
well, a vag and a b-hole do not feel quite the same. anna, notice the treads on the device to the right? add a little mud and there you have the gay version…
@23: anna, it’d be the tie-in POV porn that’s straight or gay.
A. How do you clean it out? I’d hate to see it after a good six months of use.
B. God gave you a right hand for a reason.
@ 8….
Yeah…. RIGHT!
I’d hazard a guess you were the case study this device was designed to cater.