Some misleading economic indicators:

Recession Not Affecting Sex Lives, Survey Says

A new poll suggests that the recession is not putting a damper on most Americans’ sex lives.

Consumer Reports magazine says that of those who are sexually active and were willing to answer questions about their sex lives, 79 percent said their personal financial situation has not affected their frequency of sex. Five percent are even having sex more often.

An honest reading of the data indicates that some Americans are still whooping it up—79% unchanged, 5% having more sex—but the recession is putting a damper on the sex lives of 16% of Americans, more than three times the number of Americans who are having more sex. Let’s toss a billion or two at that problem, please.

9 replies on “Report: 16% of Americans Need a Personal Stimulus Plan”

  1. My being out of a job has probably helped my sex life in that I am home to clean the house more, so my wife feels better about her environment. She says my completing honey-dos and cleaning is like porn for her.

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