hand modeling by Slog’s favorite bacon fan, Lara
Maple Bacon ice cream, courtesy of Molly Moon’s in Wallingford. The bacon bits melt into the sweet ice cream like pecans—salty, fatty, and chewily crispy—so the result fishtails around “gross” and speeds right into “mmmnnmmblfffunnnghgimmemore.”
This flavor, along with Rosemary Meyer Lemon and Blood Orange Sorbet, debuted days ago at the shop, assumedly to attract eaters during this year’s never-ending snowpocalypse. Good call, Molly. You know what they say about bacon.
Dan’s the man!
Dan usurpin’ in full
force and effect
feel like a Nigerian prince
wearing a manfulness extender
waiting to chat w u
Meh.
killing yourself is still the most “supposedly progressive” thing a human can do.
@58: And birthing your own children is still incredibly selfish and bad for the environment!
@59: See Nadya Suleman, mother of octuplets…14 and counting…
Every time someone like Nadya Suleman drops a litter of 8 ir more the media just goes gaga and celebrates. Nadya is selfish.
I punch babies for fun and profit