Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some shit is fucking scary but it doesnt have to be. Heres three ways to avoid being hurt by sociopaths who have no regard for human life.

Useful AND hilarious! Thanks, Tube of You (and Leslie Dean)!

10 replies on “The Tiniest Attacker”

  1. @2: Food? Ferous? Fallopian? Help us out here!

    Although I tend to agree that shit doesn’t enhance a post, it definitely depends on the diet of the person who donated it. Also, what kind of post it is. But yeah, if it’s just the runny kind all over a fencepost, I’m totally with you.

  2. This advice is adorable, yet essentially useless for a woman like me. I wouldn’t be able to overpower the arm of the average man with all my might, short of perhaps sitting on it.

    hoo-ah!

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