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A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend…. The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
Yeah, you might want to remove the saw blade before making your own fucking machine… It can certainly be done, though. Once you get done with the fuckzall, make a drilldo.
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
That is horrifying.
They cancelled Home Improvement too early! Tim Allen, where are you when we need you most?
Is it wrong to hope that they were both somehow sterilized in the process?
Of course, this is why some states and most right-wingers hate sex toys – they can be so dangerous, don’t you know. Just look at the above story.
Why couldn’t the dude just you his weiner?
I’m shaking my head.
Oh dear God. My vagina hurts now.
The only thing that would have made this post more revolting to me would have been if, somehow, there were spiders involved.
@ 9, that image will be in my nightmares now. Thank you.
I am crossing my legs very tightly right now.
Inbreeding. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.
i always like that ‘lust’ part from Seven. This one is a runner up
for bonus points google the ‘vagina collector’ – not for the squeamish.
Holy crap, that was so easily avoidable.
this is just the ghetto version of the fucksawall though? which is a real sex toy.
I can’t decide which would be worse, if it happened simulating sex or simulating a blowjob.
“A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend”
Kind of a shitty lead eh? OMG PEOPLE SEX TOYS SERIOUS INJURY!!!! Never mind the POWER TOOL.
@8 – Holy shit. That makes MY vagina hurt, and I’m a guy.
People, you gotta plan these things better. Don’t go off half-cocked, or you’ll wind up…nevermind…
@18: That was exactly my reaction as well.
Gah. What is WRONG with people?
Oh, crazy kids these days.
I think the more important question is…wtf is up with Maryland all of a sudden?
Parts of Maryland abut West Virginia, you know. Other parts contain Baltimore, where civilization was lost.
/shudder
i’m so glad i don’t do cocaine anymore
Ive never been so turned on by a Home Depot sign before in my life. Think of all the possibilities. yum
i think perhaps that relationship is over.
Jesus Christ, the stuff straight people get up to …
That photo of the reciprocal saw put me in mind of the diesel powered dildo I saw ages ago in a National Lampoon parody of Soviet sex toys…
You just know that saw manufacturer is going to have to add a “not to be used as a sex toy” line on their warning label.
very american psycho.
Man there are some dumb shit people out there!
GGG gone awry?
I would just like to apologize on behalf of Maryland. We don’t all use power tools during sex. (Personally, I find that my natural attachments do the job just fine.)
hopefully she cant have kids anymore. this in natural selection at its best
Jesus God that ain’t right.
@ #27. Best reply.
One wonders if she’s already planning a power-pegging session for him when she gets out of the hospital…
I can’t imagine how the nurses taking care of this woman keep from laughing out loud!
I accidentally the whole vagina.