From a review of The Signature on lower Queen Anne:
Is it offensive to ask what the shrimp was wearing?
Thanks, Hesty.
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That shrimp was totally asking for it.
Meat is murder. And apparently rape too.
Julie is thoughtless, and most likely a whore.
Maybe the bacon was wearing Joh’s bacon skirt.
There a “pork sword” joke in there somewhere? No? Also, most of that review sounds like it was written by the owner. Except for all the stuff about rape.
Atta girl Lindy
Thanks for a post to get our minds off ECB’s controversy
Aaargghh ooopsss there we go again..
My bad for bringing it back to the forefront
Depends, was it farmed shrimp or wild?
If it was farmed shrimp it was wearing pink dye.
@6 FUCK OFF!
oh wait sorry, let me say that a different way
go to hell
As a former bartender, I’m confused by the statement, “(shot portions extremely generous)”
You’re either getting a full shot (what you’re paying for) which is right up to the brim with a slight bubble on top or you’re getting screwed.
@8 C’mon now Mr. Obvious
Be nice. Even us sock puppets don’t stoop to the level of stealing cheap wine.
We do have our standards of decency you know
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That is SO not kosher…
So… was it a salmon or a shrimp?!
LIndy, this is all I have to say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTe…
By the way, that song needs to be the new RickRoll. Let’s make it happen.
I think a friend of the owner wrote this review.
“what was formally Moxie”?! they clearly are a a heterosexual for quasi-homonyms is all i can say. YOU ARE SO HETEROSEXUAL. bacon-raped shrimp, tho…i’ll claim that for us queers.
<3 <3
Weakest Stranger post ever.
Failslog?
mmm… bacon rape.
i have a bacon-rape fantasy now, i wanna be the shrimp.
This is a common misspelling. I was at the Seattle Mattress Company on 15th in Ballard last week. They have coil-raped mattresses.
Why are you blaming the shrimp?
Sprinkle it with cheese and feed it to a homosexual wearing a cotton/poly blend and watch Leviticus’ head explode.