And, excuse me, but I’ve been at a thing all afternoon—has someone else really had the nerve to jump into the mayor’s race? Does this someone not realize that he could potentially act a spoiler and thereby prevent me from 1. winning my first campaign for elected office and 2. resigning that office 24 glorious hours after being sworn in? Who is this upstart? This neophyte? This bounder?
Come play with us, Dan…
When does the tidal wave of blood come down the hall?
Come play with us, Danny… Danny, come play with us…
Are you going to resign from your campaign?
No way, Mike McGinn and James Donaldson will only prevent you from doing #2. I know next to nothing about both these guys, but I’m sure they’re both preferable to a random city council member serving a 1 year term if you were to resign.
This just means you have to run for real. You can beat either of them and Nickels won’t stand a chance.
Redrum.
Look upon me! I’ll show you the life of…
Let me try that again…
Look upon me! I’ll show you the life of the mind! I’ll show you the life of the mind!
Reminds me of the Petticord Apts….
Gurldoggie beat me to it. 🙁
Will your campaign have a polygamy plank?
Did you lock yourself out again Dan?
If you are going to buttfuck the doorknob at least remember to bring your key.
I thought you were in Michigan. I didn’t realize you meant 1930s Michigan.
So many doorknobs to lick…
so little time.
All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy.
I know Michael McGinn from his work on the Greenwood Community Council and he seems like an all-around great public servant.
That looks just like the hallway in my apartment building. Except for the lighting fixtures. Mine are even more funky.
Is that Marquette or Ishpeming?
The glowing blood red exit sign
The glowing blood red exit sign
The glowing blood red exit sign
The glowing blood red exit sign
Looks like the set of Barton Fink.
it’s the landmark in marquette. i think.
I wonder where you might be able to find the answers to your question?
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
Look, everyone! Dan’s staying at a hotel!
Latest TOP 10 most popular names for hizzoner so far:
1. MAYOR McCHEESE
2. MAYOR McCONDO
3. MAYOR NOPLOW
4. MAYOR SNOWJOB
5. MAYOR 5-CENTS
6. MAJOR NOPLOW
7. MAYOR McSLEAZE
8. MAYOR FAILure
9. MAYOR GRIDLOCK
10. MAYOR QUIMBY
All the names that are just too mean to such a nice fellow, like MAYOR McFATTY, MAYOR PORK, MAJOR PORK, MAYOR BIGMAC, etc. will not be included in the Top 10 names for HIS HONOR. This is Seattle, a nice city, after all.
We are monitoring the TIMES, P-I, Weakly, Strangler, Crosscut, Publicola, and a few blogs for the most mentions in comments from the citizenry.
Newest contenders:
MAYOR DISASTER, MAJOR DISASTER, BOSS NICKELS, MAYOR NOSALT, MAYOR NICKELBAGS, MAYOR KNUCKLEHEAD, MAYOR FUDD, MAYOR FIVEPENNIES, MAYOR CHUMPCHANGE, MAYOR KNUCKLES
Oh Dan! Ohhhhhh Dan! I am so geared up for your mayoral campaign. I’ve been combing the Slog archives for your best writings. I want the citizens of Seattle to know the real Dan Savage. Compassionate, thoughtful, empathetic, generous, OH Dan!!! I can hardly wait for the campaign to begin. I’ll be there for you Dan. I’ll be there for you every day promoting your past musings on matters large and small to the citizens of Seattle.
Must I report my expenditures to your campaign if we don’t collude on the message?
Thanks for the photo of your hotel Dan. We at Slog live our lives vicariously through you and are very grateful for every post that you deign to make for us.
You are a great guy Dan! Fuck those assholes who criticize you for ridiculing liberals and the anti-war movement and supporting the war on Iraq. So what if a bunch of people have been blown to pieces. When you wrote “Say Yes To War On Iraq” it was damn cute!
If the hallway really has you mesmerized- in a Bad Way- I’d say, “Call Temple Grandin.” Really… she can help. ^..^
Hmmmm… that’s odd. Usually the blood gets off on the second floor.