Don’t know him:
A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
Ninety days in jail and drug testing for sticking it in a car wash vacuum cleaner hose seems a bit draconian. Isn’t the humiliation of being caught in that act punishment enough? And what happened to all that talk about the recession leading to lower incarceration rates? How much is going to cost to lock this particular Savage up?
You Savages are all alike!
I read this thinking, “Does Dan have a Google auto search on his name, anything related to a penis, or both”
Thank goodness he’ll be safely locked away in the big house, where there’ll be nothing for him to stick his dick in.
that is such a ridiculous sentence. yeah those are the people that need to be in jail.
If you read the report, it wasn’t the act that got him time – it was the size of his load.
That much spoog will send you right to jail – oh and a drug test to see what that boy eats/drinks to have that much gunk in his spunk
OUCH
He’s lucky it didn’t end up as a dick-ectomy
Not that I think that jail was the right thing in this case, but according to another story, the guy was already on probation for fleeing a police officer in ’04.
http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.…
Maybe the reason he got busted was for not putting enough quarters in the vaccum in which case it would only be a meter violation.
(credit to old Kliban cartoon)
A Savage man for savage times, apparently.
Good Morning Dan,
I agree this fellow didn’t need to spend a night in jail. He joins the dubious distinction of a list of men caught having sex in public (remember Pee Wee Herman, George Michael et al). That humiliation alone is punishment enough as long as the car vacuum wasn’t hurt.
Well, I guess a car wash vacuum is preferable to a bicycle or a picnic table. Not by much, though.
The vacuum will now get its own reality series on MTV. Something akin to “I Love New York” or the like.
“At first, I thought vacuum and I really connected. But he kept negatively pressuring me.”
Cue music by Rose Royce.
The vacuum was also arrested on prostitution charges.
Your use of draconian is retarded. You should’ve just said brutal. Are you toying with a thesaurus now? Idiot.
Boy, that sucks.
(I can’t believe nobody said that yet).
“a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash” – a resident of the car wash? Was Jason Leroy’s “activity” visible from across the road?