Have you ever had vaginal intercourse? Fucked butt? Had your butt fucked? Saddlebacked? Received oral sex? Performed oral sex? Pegged some straight boy’s ass? Gotten your straight-boy ass pegged? Done “light” bondage? Done “hardcore” bondage? Had a butt plug in your butt? Paid for sex? Been paid for sex? Dated a sex worker romantically? Done sex work without informing your partner? Seen a professional dominant? Snowballed? Peed on someone? Been peed on? Cheated on your partner? Been cheated on? Had sex with an animal? Had sex with a homeless person? Had sex with a vegetable/fruit? Posted dirty photos online? Posted dirty videos online? Sexted? Sexted but refuse to use the term “sexted” to describe it? Masturbated with your webcam on? Had sex with someone else with your webcam on? Had sex while watching Anderson Cooper? Had sex you regretted while strung out on drugs? Had sex you didn’t regret while strung out on drugs? Used Viagra/Levitra/Cialis? Been catheterized in an erotic context? Worn diapers in an erotic context? Worn a bag over your head in an erotic context?
That check-all-that-apply list is just one of the many filthy, filthy items in The Stranger‘s 2009 Sex Survey. We’ve received thousands of surveys so far, and we’re accepting them until tomorrow at midnight. If you haven’t filled one out yet, you should know: it’s free, it’s anonymous, and one of the questions involves Sarah and Todd Palin.
All we ask is that you tell the truth.
