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Sara Haskins you and I must become one.
Brilliant.
But I’m not really offended by all the different names for my hoo-ha. I even like the “C” word.
“I wish MY period came in a little red box. Oh wait, it DOES!”
loooooooolllllllll
Thank you, Slog, for introducing me to Sarah Haskins. I heart her.
“Current.com superstar”? Isn’t that like saying “famous Slog commenter”, or “noted pigeonshit stain on local park bench”?
#2 Hoo-Ha is my all time favorite. It’s so joyous.
That “semiotics” line was awesome.
Not really all that funny.
MOOOOOOSESSSSSS
Wow that woman was boring
those who seem to dislike her/find her boring are probably (to borrow a phrase from the band Bitch + Animal) scrotum-toters. personally i get bored with all the XYs i hear (mostly in popular culture formats – tv, radio, blogs, etc.) as soon as they bring up their balls. or penis.
*yawn*
if i had a dollar for every time the boys talk or joke about their (or other guys’) balls, i’d be a very rich (yet bored to tears) dyke.
Well, @11, I have a scrotum and I luv her.