Description: A Capitol Hill joint whose interior resembles a
cozy wood lodge.

Decor: Wagon wheels, angled nooks, a pretty female mannequin
lurking spookily in the bathroom.

Possible phobias triggered by said bathroom: Caligynephobia
(fear of beautiful women), pediophobia (fear of mannequins),
dishabiliophobia (fear of undressing in front of someone), urophobia
(fear of urinating in the presence of someone), pediourophobia (fear of
urinating in the presence of mannequins).

Happy hours: Daily 5–7:30 pm.

Happy-hour drink specials: $1.50 Olympia and $2.50 Stella
Artois, both always served in a frosty mug.

Happy-hour food specials: $5 vegetarian pizza and other
rotating selections. recommended

Marti Jonjak—The Stranger’s fashion columnist—has a technical degree in apparel design and works in the garment industry. Her treasured casual-wear aesthetic is both glamorous and trashy, suggesting...

2 replies on “The Happiest Hour”

  1. I wish this bar would buy in completely on the country/western theme instead of being “that bar that’s like a lodge that serves pizza, spaghetti and plays house music.” wtf. It’s like they pulled their decor, atmosphere and menu out of a hat at random. I’m waiting for the paris themed chinese restuarant that plays samba to open next door.

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