What…what’s that? It feels like there’s something in my Cap-Sac*.
But what is it this time?
*The fanny-pack for your head.
Oh, hello, it’s only JOHNNY FUCKING APPLESEED!!!!!
Johnny Appleseed is in my Cap-Sac. Makin’ apples happen.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
Liar! He could not fit in your Cap-Sac.
@1 Look at the ear on the top-right of the pic. He could totes fit! Cap-Sac!
I second that @1. How big is your hat Lindy?
frozen custard to keep yer head cool. so cooler heads can prevail.
That thing is going to give me nightmares.
You lie like a rug would lie if it sucked at lying.
@2 Oh wait. You’re right! My bad.
@2 Oh wait. You’re right! My bad.
You must have the world’s biggest fucking head if you can fit that thing in a hat.
sunglasses!
ok, i did not see that coming.
I’m never getting those 45 wasted seconds back.
WHY IS IT NEVER TAMPONS AND CHAPSTICK?!
WE GET IT. You have a hat you can put random crap in. 3 posts is really enough, kthx.
You should put some capsaicin in the capsac: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin
3 more posts!
Another capsac?
@1 & 2: I stand corrected, and cannot wait to see what is next in the Cap-Sac.
Julie: Nooooo! That makes the bag of holding… er, cap-sac… disappear!
Yeah, but what’s in HIS hat?
This kind of humor is way over my head.
Right now–and it’s almost done–I’m cooking a whole chicken just smeared with a WHOLE JAR of apple butter, and STUFFED with apples and chipotle peppers. In about two hours, there won’t be enough of it left to fit into a CAP-SAC!
When will there be a Cap-Sac in your Cap-Sac?
@22 that sounds delicious.
If there isn’t at least one “what’s in my cap-sac” post per day, you’re coming off my RSS.
@13 hahaha
Someone give Lindy a pay raise. She deserves it (seriously).
@27 Like, forty other people have already guessed “your dignity,” so just shut the fuck up. “Your dignity” is never going to be in the goddamn Cap Sac.
i just adore lindy west. that’s all i have to say. hey lindy, you’ve got a dedicated fan in brooklyn!
irony?
best. post. ever.
Lindy, I think you should make a whole meal where things have to sit in your Cap-Sac. You could have chicken marinating in there, you could raise bread in there, you could even toss a salad in there (using an additional ziplock capless-sac). This is my challenge to you.
I see hard hitting journalism is still alive and well
you are so cunty and fat