It can also BREAK YOUR JAMAICAN PENIS.
An erotic dance craze is thought to be the cause of a recent spate of broken penises in Jamaica, and now faces a government crackdown.
“Daggering”, a lewd dance style where couples simulate dry sex in various positions to the beat of the music, is characterised by over-the-top gyrating, heavy pelvis-thrusting and daredevil leaps.
Many couples have taken the “rough” daggering dance from the club to the bedroom, with disastrous consequences.
Government crackdown! Daredevil leaps! Disastrous consequences! Oh, “news.” I love you.
Thanks to Julie in Eugene for the tip.
that’s hilarious. You would think they would stop when it … hurt?
http://www.filecabi.net/video/ghetto-par…
I have a dear friend we call “the Punisher” who once had a girl grind on him so hard that she rubbed a layer of skin off his penis…it looked like a freaktastic sunburn. None of us could believe he had let it get that bad; I mean what the hell man skin is getting rubbed off your penis do somehting for fucks sake; his response “well it felt good at the time…”
If I live to be a thousand I will never truly understand the awesome power of the male sex drive.
i had a guy recount to me in gruesome detail the story of his own penis being “broken”.
kids, stay away from this new “daggering” craze — it’s just not worth it.
and for that matter, be careful with the cowgirl position…
“break” a penis? what exactly are the symptoms of this? i mean, does it snap?
And then do you have to put a cast on it?
If you’re dumb enough to dagger someone hard enough to BREAK YOUR DICK, you deserve to be out of the gene pool.
And what a weirdly creepy way to normalize the idea of violence against women. Nobody’s popularizing anything towards dudes that’s named after a weapon.
Jessica – yeah, especially if you watch the video, it’s sort of like, oh, huh, this is crazy misogynistic. I’m not terribly sorry that men are breaking their penises because of it (plus, broken penis = hilarious, unless the penis belongs to you or the person who’s regularly putting it in you).
There’s pretty something interesting to say here too, about the relationship between crazy misogyny and crazy homophobia in Jamaica…
@5: Google Image Search is there to feed your nightmares…
this call for a new version of harry belafonte’s ‘jamaican farewell’ called ‘jamaica breakdown’. day-o!
Another reason to never visit Jamaica, and finally one that has nothing to do with steel drums or violent homophobia!
@ 7 & 8 The way the girls are enjoying it , I don’t think its more misogynistic that any other kinky dancing. I mean if they have the ability to dance and they love to do it, by all means they must be having as much fun as they men. I bet these girls get off on it. Not to say that Jamaican culture as a whole is not completely misogynistic! As far as the dancing goes however, it just looks like plain fun- almost a type of sexual gymnastics. I might as well add, as a switch in the sack personally, I would love to get shoved around a bit during foreplay and then get drilled that hard!
HAHA! I love #3’s comment. u know, a penis cast would be embarrasing cause it would look like you hda boner 24/7. lets say someone is sitting on the floor. the guy with the penis cast walks byand turns to look at the person on the ground and knocks them clean out. what the hell!? im going on strike! PENIS CASTS ARE DANGEROUS!…unless you need a bigger one. then, knock yourself out…not litterally you dumbass!