The enemies of equality are fascinated by the more extreme examples
of gay sexual expression. They insist that homosexuality and monogamy
are incompatible. They sneak into gay leather events like the Folsom
Street Fair to take pictures, which they post to Christian websites.
They appear on cable news to insist that all gay men consume feces.
Gays and lesbians counter these accusations by insisting that we’re not
that different, that straight people are kinky too, that lots of gay
people are monogamous.
But you know what? They’re right: Gay sex is totally fucking
nuts.
Something about being gay facilitates the kinds of sexual adventures
that our enemies can only dream about. Our struggle for equal rights
under the law—for workplace protections, for an end to the ban on
gays in the military, for marriage equality (same-sex marriage is now
legal in six states)—is succeeding. Many Americans now see
queers as no big deal, normal, almost boring. Which is why the
religious right is working to shift the focus back to the dirtiest
details of our sex lives. And honestly… our sex lives are insane. We
know the real reason they’re gathering in church basements to share
photos taken at Folsom: They’re jealous. We’re having a blast, and it’s
killing them. 
i’m sorry i couldn’t get in on this with ‘my two nights with a mormon…which included star wars action figures, the cookie monster, hot wax, a peanut butter sandwich, some weed, and a call to spd.
oh.. and sex..
maybe next year…
You might just be on to something. I refuse to believe that kink has a sexual orientation.
I’m only halfway through it, but I just wanna take a moment to say that this is the best issue of the Stranger EVAH. 😀
Two complaints:
1) This is deeply narcissistic and stupid.
2) Nothing from Mudede about jizzing into a box of free puppies or whatever it is he does.
Finally a gay lifestyle coming out issue! Was it inspired by the film Bruno? Cohen no doubt will rake in 500 million + because of the ridiculous pc notion that we can’t acknowledge exactly what a sexual lifestyle means, for gays and every other sexual identity seeking individual.
I have always noticed that str8 people, especially males, are secretly fascinated by gay lifestyles because they think we know something they don’t.
this is about 1200 words short