A cache of pornographic and sex-related items were found inside the ceiling of a portable classroom at Blakely Elementary School on Thursday, according to Bainbridge police… The collection included six pornographic magazines, several pornographic VHS tapes, unused condoms, a dozen women’s panties and a 2001 hunting guide.
Dates on the items indicated that the cache had been left in the ceiling about eight years ago, police said.
No crime was committed, the police added, and school officials announced that they’re going to destroy the secret porn stash—including those rare pornographic VHS tapes.
This is very important.
Shit, I was hoping for randy cave-dweller etchings, at least.
Am I the only one who’s never heard of a “portable classroom” before?
Eight years ago? Shit, I’ve got porn going back to the early ’70s. (No, we’re not going to talk about the Tracy Lords stuff.)
VHS? Pfft! If there was porn on Betamax, then I’d be impressed. 🙂
I read about something that happened like the right here in Seattle, but it was an actual time capsule that had been compromised and then left alone. Eventually, years later when the UofW opened it, hilarity ensued
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/313431_ti…
Imagine what is hidden in the ceilings (and walls) of The Stranger’s offices.
@3 – I bet you’ve been in one. When I was in school, they just called them portables. Basically they’re like little mobile home classrooms.
More importantly, were the panties used?
i think old porn would be very educational for kids – they’d see that women used to have hair on their vulvas.
Was it a beaver hunting guide?
i’ve got a helluva “time capsule” in the box underneith my bed…
Destroy it?!
In this economy?!
Two words: E Bay.
I think we can all agree it’s disturbing that somebody kept his porn stash in an elementary school classroom, yes?
When I was in college I found porn that was over ten years old stashed inside the frame of my dorm bed. It was my own private porn time capsule.
I did not destroy it I am afraid.
But I did start searching other bed frames in the building when I got a chance.