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I awoke this morning to find three photographs in my Inbox:
There’s a sexual math equation waiting to be made here, but I don’t quite know what it is.
Thanks to Leah, Catherine, Sean, Melissa, and the streets of Chicago and New York. And also the English language for containing the phrase “erection cream.”
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
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Porn Star Hard. I like it. I say we start using that in everyday speach.
“That math test was porn star hard”
@ 1:
or “my biscuits turned out porn star hard” *
*=but they weren’t so bad if you put some whipped erection cream on ’em
What is the active ingredient in erection cream, anyway? Calcium?
Isn’t the top image a chicken, as in “choking the . . . ?”
i didn’t notice that sean michaels played morpheus in matrix – reloaded. huh. there sure were a lot of boners in that movie…?
5. Brings new meaning to “jacking in”
I could really go for some pussy ham right about now.
Just yuck.
I think I’d rather have your inbox than my own. I always get “Nastiest babes drilled in the stables,” Crazy chicks cum among crops and cattle,” and “Haystack porking shot on quality tape.”
And yes, it’s all spelled correctly, too.
FATB.
it’s the dicken!!
Note to all the guys who want to fuck like a porn star – erection cream works much better in the form of pill.
Lindy, I think someone was sharing that it would take erection cream to survive going down on you.
Porn star hard? That’s an oxymoron. Early porn used to be laughable because the male stars’ freakish members would only get loofah sponge hard.
The first picture is a stencil I’ve seen all over Williamsburg, Brooklyn. They’re made by an artist who refers to him(or her)self as “DICKCHICKEN.” The motherfucker is truly ubiquitous.
I hear that dickchicken makes some amazing pizza!!!