If so, you may not luck out at the Gamestop at Redmond’s Town Center today from noon to 8 p.m., where Microsoft will station a 13-ton truck with a 14′ wide payload and a bunch of Xboxen inside. A new Halo game hits stores in a month: Halo 3 ODST (assumedly stands for “Overly Dumb SubTitle”). Hence, MS is renting a big gaming truck to preview the title to fans, and the hometown gets first dibs on the exclusive sneak peek.

not a peder-truck, swear

Even though a few tech sites soundly debunked that survey about gamers from earlier this week, whiny Internet articles don’t tend to change minds. This event seems like as good chance as any for our city’s mentally and physically fit hobbyists to step out and prove Dan wrong… though I’ll admit, I’m tempted to encourage the stereotypical ones to come out and stand around with ill-fitting T-shirts and frumpy, frosting-stained demeanors. Like some exploitative art project.

14 replies on “Want To Hang Out With Fat, Depressed 35-Year-Olds?”

  1. Frosting-stained? Nay–they’ll be covered with Cheeto dust and reek of Mountain Dew. Anyway, the scary guys are the ones who go to midnight Madden launch parties at Gamestop.

  2. @14 (Peter F) – Who’s a good PR person to bug at ArenaNet about the original GW and the upcoming GW2? I’d e-mail you directly, but I can’t find contact info for a Peter at ArenaNet. Or reach me directly, sam alt samred dolt colm (remove the ‘l’s)

  3. Yes, yes Halo is dumb – we all know this. But do you of all people (i.e. one living in Seattle) have to perpetuate the “gamer” stereotype? Some of us are pretty damn good looking, happy and successful people.

    Gah, I guess there’s no use trying to disarm a lonely, self-centered (oh, and ugly) writer of his stereotypes.

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