Propofol, Lorazepam, and Midazolam: The drug combination which may have killed the King of Pop.
Kidnapping, Now With Better Oversight: Obama administration will continue rendition program, promises not to torture.
“Plausible Scenario”: Presidential advisory panel warns of 30,000-90,000 swine flu deaths in US this fall. Our impending doom will be tracked by satellites.
Wal-Wars: Virginia town battles over building Wal-Mart on civil war battlefield.
Shootout Settlement : City pays $127,000 to woman struck by stray bullet.
This Is Discrimination! Festivus poles banned from state capitol during holidays.
That Could Pay, Like, 12 Teacher Salaries: $118,911 worth of equipment has disappeared from Seattle classrooms in the last few years.
Interspecies Relations: Finally, caterpillars explained.
Good morning! Here’s the trailer for the new Michael Moore movie:
10,000 men died in the Battle of the Wilderness so we could enjoy cheap toys from China and $4.00 packs of tube-socks.
The new Rendition policy makes me very proud to be an American and a Democrat.
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and it would be a shame to let their sacrifice have been in vain
Is it just me or is Michael Moore the most Disgusting Lying Sack of Shit to ever waddle behind a camera?
So when is Slog going to blow the lid off the $9Trillion ObamaDebt Scandal??
How long will Slog coverup the fact that 53% of all new Swine Flu cases in America are Homosexual men?
@ 4, it’s just you.
# 4, its you.
@2 – 6: Bite Me.
Go Mike Go!
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thanks, girls-
I didn’t think it was me…
@6
It’s True!
roll the shocking video from Westcrest Park:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJ…
(oops- let’s try again)
@6
It’s True!
roll the shocking video from Westcrest Park:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJ…
Go Michael GO!!!!
But cut down on those carbs would ya?!?
He looks like he’s lost some weight to me.
MIA knows how to lay down a track, she could make me want to watch just about anything.
i cant beleive michael moore hasnt’ bin diported yet
how the FUCK do you stay awake with Lorazepam and Midazolam in your system?
Michael Moore needs to work on his tactics being less annoying. US govt is corrupt?!?! ZOMG!
@20,
He’s built his career on annoying tactics.
Oh god. I’d sort of hoped Moore had died a quiet death.
And on an only vaguely related note, does EVERYTHING need to use the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack these days?
@4 – it’s you.
That said, I’m hoping everyone will join in the Last Supper of the Noodly One that we’ll be holding in Sea-Tac this year, as the Baby Jesus and Baby Mohammed join Lord Krishna in coloring their place mats while we all share a nice spaghetti dinner with meatballs.
Michael’s lunch wouldn’t fit in one of those bags…