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18 replies on “The Morning News”

  1. Starbucks, so sneaky!! Opening up stores that they openly admit are their’s. That is so stealth, so brilliantly secretive! Especially when they have the press cover it.

  2. Interesting, nothing on the polling that apparently shows Murray, without people knowing who he is, comes in second in a three way race for mayor. And once voters know who he is, wins the mayorial race.

    Yeah, the numbers are no doubt soft but perhaps, just perhaps McGinn needs to step up his campaign and demostrate he’s more than a one issue candidate.

    Though, I recall mentioning back this last spring maybe we should just go four years without a mayor at all just to see if it’s something we could do without.

  3. Evidence does not count to followers of “intelligent design.” Their agenda is to sneak in the biblical creation myth and give it equal time with the fact of evolution.

    If we give equal time to “intelligen design” we should also give equal time to the theory that babies come delivered by storks.

    Gravity is also just a theory: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/395…

  4. Thank you for calling it what it was: dog torture. I am so glad that 49 of 51 of those dogs are doing well and are living in good homes.

  5. I heard the stealth Starbucks were an attempt to gentrify the neighborhood and force all the gays to move to South Seattle.

    It’s all in this pamphlet the La Rouche people gave me.

  6. These State videos are the least funny things I’ve seen in a long time. I always turned that show off after their opening music, which wasn’t bad. It came on right after the far superior “Beavis and Butthead”.

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