The gentleman who has been dressing up as Dr. Doom and doing stand-up comedy has returned to answer the vital question: “What happens if you combine the greatest Marvel Comics super-villain ever and a Gallagher routine?” The answer is messy:
You will note that Dr. Doom is using a replica of Beta Ray Bill‘s hammer, which means that underneath that disguise, he is a wealthy ubernerd.

I have a sudden urge to take your lunch money.
Dude!
Everyone knows that Magneto is Marvel’s greatest super-villain.
Sheesh…
@2: What.
Perhaps @2, but have you seen that fucking lame-ass magic act of his? I mean, everybody KNOWS he can manipulate metal – DUH! – which makes doing the Chinese Linking Rings trick completely pointless.
Dinosaur Neil is the greatest comicbook nemisis!