If you are in need of this video to help you seduce women this video will not be able to help you seduce women.

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Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,...

9 replies on ““Excuse me. You are the most beautiful girl I’ve seen in a long time.””

  1. I am entranced by the lipliner and supranasal pimple of our hostess here. And if he really wants to impress Mary (or maybe that’s “Ke-Lisa”) he better press his tablecloth.

  2. this was a mix of good and bad advice. i don’t recall needing a man to get up when i do. it’s archaic. and candles everywhere? it’s hokey, and she will think you are a smarm ball for doing it. but the opening doors, yes. the letting her walk in front as you are being led to the table, yes.

  3. It all kind of feels like something that guy that shot all those women at that health club would do, yet he’d still get turned down by women.

    Creep factor of 8 (out of 10).

  4. Just whatever you do, REMAIN MYSTERIOUS. Girls like it when you spy on them using the glare of a flashlight to cover your face, It makes her excited to be with you!

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