- ROBERT ZUCKERMAn
- Savage says, “Nice hose!”
Over in the paper-paper this week, fearless leader Dan Savage says you don’t have to get your feminist panties in a knot—it’s 100 percent okay to dress all sexy-sexy for Halloween, ladies! And guys—what do you know!—he suggests you join in!
It’s really very sweet of the gays to give us Halloween back. Thanks, gays! I am totally going as the sexy, sexy dying newspaper industry. Because you know what really goes with zombie makeup and a press pass? Fishnets.