The Danes are at it again. Check out Hit the Bitch, a domestic violence education site, but be warned that it will make you a terrible person. As far as I can tell, it isn’t a viral site trying to sell wireless pancakes or whatever, but a serious attempt to show potential and actual abusers the error of their ways. The message seems to be something like “When you hit your special lady, there’s an annoying lag before her bruises show up, and then you need to keep hitting her to find out what happens next.” Spoiler alert: She falls down sobbing and the internet calls you an idiot, then scolds you in Danish. No screenshot = no PTSD triggering!
The folks behind it claim to be a Danish NGO (that’s socialist for “nonprofit”) that published a children’s book titled It Hurts When Dad Beats Mum.
Thanks to Slog Tipper Mary!
The Stranger Testing Department is Rob Lightner and Paul Hughes.
I hate the world
This thread isn’t going to end well.
Well this is the same country that lauds one-trick-pony racist ventriloquist comedian Jeff Dunham as the king of American comedy, judging by the hundreds of ads I saw hocking his products/ringtones/etc. while I was over there, so take that for what it’s worth…
Not even going to click.
No click here either. Just say Nein.
I don’t see what possible benefit there could be from this.
“The Bitch” is super-hot. I’d prefer to slap her with my dick than my hand.
That’s totally unrealistic. Like, in the end when she’s lying on the floor crying — in real life there’d be an option for kicking her to make her stop. I mean, that’s how my dad used to do it, but maybe it’s different in Europe.
I slapped her once, felt terrible, and apologized. Just like real life (kidding!).
Whatever. She got what she deserved for talkin that gibberish.
I thought she was possessed or something… I had to smack the demons out of her!!!
So that’s what it’s like to be Danish.
I want some wireless pancakes now.
@ 13: wurd, wireless pancakes sound really crazy good, add a little blutooth syrup and we’re golden.