I’m with flat top here. Colby pretty much sucks as far as robots go. He doesn’t even know what games are, and all he does is make up songs about scripture. Boooring! Flat top says: “Who ever heard of have a computer for a friend?” Agreed, especially if it’s Colby.

h/t: Everything Is Terrible!

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13 replies on “Colby the Underwhelming Christian Singer/Songwriter Robot”

  1. I love the scene where the skeptic is surrounded by maniacal (presumably Bible-quoting) robots chanting that he “must be a robot, too.” His terrified screams really make it real for me.

  2. So, does this mean Christians think robots have souls? And since robots are made by humans does Original Sin get passed along to them? Also, how can you baptize a robot without short circuiting it? What Would Jesus Input?

    Soooo many questions…

  3. Hey little girl, is that a New Testament in your pocket, or are you just really in love with Jesus?

    The wardrobe department is making my eyes bleed and the overly emotive gesturing makes me long for the lighting truss to tragically fall down on all of them.

    Also, every single one of those boys is going to grow up and smoke pole. My gaydar is going off like crazy.

  4. I love when the children line up and give tribute to multi-armed Kali. I also appreciate the irony that the robot shares its name with the cheapest electronics manufacturer on the face of the earth. Colby makes the lowest of low end junk, no wonder this robot sucks.

  5. I wish I could fuck and get married to Everything Is Terrible. Same with TV Carnage.
    They are the only things I find hilarious these days.

    I would highly suggest purchasing “Everything Is Terrible: The Movie” smoking some week and laugh your face off.

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