Koo koo koo! I jus’ luuuv haw e’rbody is an ARTIST riii’ around Chrisssmas. Shoot ’em BOY, git ’em! That there is ART!
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O
The man’s gotta point but I could’ve sworn South Park already did this.
My fictional character can beat up your fictional character…
Nuh-uh…
Uh-huh…
NUH-UH!!!
UH-HUH!!!
Sez WHO?
SEZ ME!
(shots ring out)
An angel gets his wings.
Wow, so much to say…
Shotgun, check.
Pickup truck, check.
Trucker hat, check.
Mangy hound dog, check.
Evangelical who feels persecuted, check.
Disgruntled white guy, check.
I didn’t see what color his neck was, but I won’t need three guesses to figure it out.
I thought this stuff only happened in the deep south.
I think this paints a true and honest picture of Christianity: a blood thirsty cult for the mentally unstable. BRAVO!! BRAVO for honesty in art!!
Lets see, we have the crusades, burning witches, inquisition, slavery, child molestation. But these people are upset because Jesus is shown killing Santa? OK……
“I know it’s freedom of speech, but…”
There’s nothing you can say after that opening gambit that’s not going to show us that you don’t actually believe in freedom of speech.
“Is it art and freedom of expression or just a way to cause an uproar in the neighborhood?”
Yes, douchey news reader, to all counts.
There are kids listening to the radio and that’s my main concern. That’s why I want “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” taken off the air. Poor kids thinking about grandma getting trampled like that….
The Children? Easy. If they ask, just tell them a CHRISTIAN lives in that house. Done.
I’m sick of these fucking Christians defiling the sanctity of the season. They’ve completely ruined the holiday.
Its OFFENSIVE!
We need to start a movement to take the Christ out of Christmas and rename it Solstice.
Thanks Kelly for the religious porn. Homicidal rabbi and dead Santa. That’s the holiday spirit!
His poppa told him at age four that Santa Claus was his drunken Uncle Jeffrey who was doing time in the pokey for grand larceny. No one had a clue it would warp him this badly.
o wowo dts surely messed up lol why…….. cuz its crazii