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As he promised back in 2008, a broke and shameless Dustin Diamond has written a book all about his scandal-filled years as Screech on Saved By the Bell. And someone actually read it cover to cover. This person, this brave and patient person, waded through the ocean of typos, repeating paragraphs, and bad grammar to highlight 11 of the “most ridiculous, salacious and lurid Saved by the Bell sex (and drug) scandals revealed.”

Not only did everyone on the show sleep with everyone else on the show, but, according to Screech, these things also happened:

“Executive producer Peter Engel used to have bisexual threesomes with Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Mark-Paul Gosselaar in his office.”

“Mario Lopez raped a girl, and NBC paid her hush money.”

“Dustin Diamond had sex with NBC’s VP of children’s programming, Linda Mancuso.”

And…

“Ed ‘Max’ Alonzo used to get gay with Neil Patrick Harris while they talked about magic.”

You can see the rest of the list (and read the details) at 11points.com.

I hope Mr. Diamond has a good lawyer. (Or, maybe I don’t hope that. Maybe it will be fun to watch him drown in lawsuits, actually.)

Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles.

17 replies on “Someone Read Screech’s Saved By the Bell Tell-All Book So You Don’t Have To”

  1. Two dudes makes it a “bisexual threesome”? I guess that would be redundant for the two women variety since all women are bisexual. Maxim told me so. Remember, if there are two dudes, it is only gay if your balls touch.

  8. Doesn’t Ed ‘Max’ Alonzo live in Tacoma now? I think I heard that somewhere. Someone at The Stranger should contact him for a rebuttal.

  13. I totally recall the rape thing. It was in the same time period as mike tyson.

    also, tiffany amber has always been slutty. I remember rumors that she walked around the 90210 set topless after her boob job.

  14. 1)you can have a threesome without going “gay”…unless you count rubbing up against each other in the pursuit of other sexual pleasures and I don’t…
    2)If it’s true, they can’t sue. Or, more accurately, if he was a witness to said events or can find OTHER people to corroborate his story, he’s also pretty safe.

  15. I think my new favorite word is “douchenozzle”

    @11, TOTALLY hear you there. I wanted a TV in my room just so I could watch SBTB. Hated when all the girls would come over and ruin their guy time.

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