- “What’s a birth certificate? I am a baby wolf.”
It’s true! It’s true! SCIENCE HAS THE PROOF!
Love them or loathe them, small dogs have gone the distance. The gene that turned a wolf into a Yorkshire terrier originated in the Middle East more than 12,000 years ago. So along with wheat, monotheism and the cat, small dogs, and perhaps all dogs, are Middle Eastern.
Show me your birth certificate, Hank!!! Where is it? WHERE IS IT?????
(Thanks, as always, to Meags.)
- “As-Salaam Aleykum, bitchez.”
SECRET KENYAN MUSLIN!!!!!
Look at this dog’s terrorist cave of dirty laundry.
Secret Zoroastrian.
I guess that would explain why my dog only answers to “Abdul.”
Can you believe we allow these people to travel in the cargo hold? Mark my words, Air Bud is going to give America a crash course in the perils of political correctness.
Surely Hank is just looking for more dildos.
So are you saying Scottish Terriers may in fact be Scottish Terrorists?
god i love hank. ever since i first laid eyes on him in the “hank is cold” post a couple of winters ago.. I can’t find a cuter dog. I’m a sucker for a dog that looks like a fox.
How ironic then that fundie Muslims consider the canine to be an ‘unclean’ animal (along with the pig of course). And good damn luck getting a taxi driver to take you and your ailing dog to the vet, I might add!!!! (I’m still bitter – does it show?)
I’ve been telling people dogs are terrorists for years!! But no one listens to a Tigger!!
Um…there were no Muslims 12,000 years ago. Just sayin’.
#11: Why do you hate America?
Stop exploiting my Grand-dog!