That’s not food—it’s poop, dummy!!!
What a dummy.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
RTFA? It says the poop was still in the animal when bitten.
There goes my watch 🙁
@1: Yeah, I did. Thanks, though.
Coming as it did so soon after the donut post, and seeing the picture before the headline as I did, my first thought was “Mmm, tasty pastry.”
So sharks maybe not so dumb after all. Or… well, let’s not go there.
This is another one from your Google Alert for “feces”, I presume?
lindy, you know that almost all meat contains a little bit of feces, right? I don’t know if you eat meat, but if you do, then bon appétit!
i guess “almost all” is a little bit overstated, but still, quite a bit of meat has fecal matter contamination.
http://www.pcrm.org/news/health010829.ht…
I think new parenthood is addling my brain, ’cause that looks kinda tasty.
#7: If you enjoy the illusion that vegetarianism will save you from ever having to eat poop, then you should never, ever read this.