And yet arrested for parole violation. Huh. Via The Smoking Gun:
Ladies, any takers?
(And yes, those are lipstick tattoos on his neck and cheek. Funny how subtle they look in comparison to everything else his face has going on.)
UPDATE: Paul Constant notes that a LADIES LOVE IT tattoo is exactly what politicians like Charlie Crist need in order to be taken seriously by the public.
But… but… his face comes with a guarantee! HOW CAN WE RESIST?
He wins the third internet. But only the third.
thats my cousin chuey. pinche vato!
YECCCCHHH. Guy needs to grow a mustache.
Those look less like lipstick tats than they do fresh bite marks.
A better tattoo on somebody’s face would read:
“Minimum wage for life!”
He’s crying.
That’s a look that just screams EMPLOYABLE!!
Sort of looks like it says “UNDIES LOVE IT.”
Well the men are gonna love “it” too- once he gets into the big house…
That’s going to look great when he’s seventy.
Along with random name-changes, prisoners also tend to pass their time by getting random tattoos. I’ve met a few ex-cons who have obnoxious tattoos and explain them away simply by saying they were prison tats.
Minimum wage for life, at best, is pretty much in the cards for people with criminal records & few resources & to rely on.
Oops, too many &s in my comment.
human garbage
His ad campaign is not hitting the right demographics. He needs to change his ad team/pr team, one with a dermatologist.
He needs to do a better job with product placement, and women like quality over apeshit crazy.
One wonders if he was passed out stoned, just bored, or they actually restrained him to get those tats. No one would CHOOSE that one, would they?
Nothing could ever outclass the father-and-son duo with “Git-R-Dun” and “Psycho” tattooed on their respective foreheads.
@18: Sounds like you just laid down the gauntlet.
He wanted a forehead tattoo, but, well…
@12, “I’ve met a few ex-cons who have obnoxious tattoosand explain them away simply by saying they were prison tats.”
Let me guess: you’re the HR guy for Pierce Transit.
What do you think his penis tattoo says?