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vagina dentata is seriously the sexiest movie ever made. and people never believe me: but they exist. i’ve seen them. we had some in a specimine jar in a science lab in college. THEY EXIST PEOPLE!
I was waiting to see her pull out the internal ball to see if it made a “pop” sound, like a cork from a champagne bottle, when removed.
Darn.
you laugh, but the kegels are the 2nd most important muscles women have after the tongue.
Left forefinger is bandaged/splinted. Just sayin’.
Of course she’s German.
It will help your vah-gene to not hang like sleeve of wizard’s robe.
Meh. This is nothing compared to the pic that Dan posted a couple months ago of the man hanging upside down by his balls.
@4 – that’s not a bandage or splint. that’s a finger cot – like a glove for a single finger. (i’m running on the assumption that’s the digit she used to insert whatever is on the other end of the contraption)
@5 – pretty sure the voice of the translator had a russian or slavic-type accent, definitely not german.
1 Guy 1 Jar could learn a thing or two from her.
The background music is priceless. Sounds like a track from a porno, complete with moaning noises.
that’s hemp twine, not string, you insensitive clod.
old parlor trick…Martha Stewart did this same demonstration in season one.
Vajazzercise!
Imma have to get mah honey summa them pants.
Ah well. Not the first time a joke of mine fell flat. UF @6 made me snerk tho.
We should match her up with that guy who’s hanging from the ceiling by his dick!
I wish I could read lips. I can’t tell if the sound is just that far off, or if what she’s really saying is not even close to what I’m hearing.
Regardless, I am duly impressed after watching the short video where she swings a cluster of 5 of these weights hanging from her va-jayjay
This video just made me gay all over again.
@17 I think the original video is in Russian and this one is dubbed in English by a native Russian-speaker.
I know for a fact that she’s Russian. You really, really don’t want to know how I know that.
@8 – in the restaurant biz we use them if you’ve got a cut finger, to cover the bandage. we call them ‘cheaters’.
In Soviet Russia, vagina fucks you.