The Periodic Table of Swearing is by the bloody limeys, who are the experts, after all (so fearless with the c-word!).*
And here’s the Periodic Table of Meat (first seen last night magnetted to the fridge at Vermillion, which also has pennants reading “BACON!”).

*Thanks, jezbian!

Christ on a fucking bike, stop titting about like two cunts in a piss factory and sod the fuck off, you twat pack.
Oops, wasn’t talking to you, Bethany.
How to make a BLT:
http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/photo/1280/…
Bacon flowchart:
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/07/bac…
It’s on the fridge? I thought they both were on the wall…..