“I don’t know what a ‘Molly Moon’ is but I’m definitely not going to give it to you!”
“…Lee, Kimball, Benson… um… Hunter, Hinckley, Monson. May I go back outside now?”*
“Oh, so you’re THAT kind of Crip…”
“Fuck you, Lindy West. I thought SATC 2 was sassy, smart and subversive.”
“Another dating mishap brought to you by Craigslist.”
What will YOU bring to the Cartoon Caption Contest table? Send entries to captioncontest@thestranger.com.
*-Totally LDS insider baseball, but HILARIOUS.
I submitted a caption. It was pretty awful!
Um, if there were a genius cake for SLOGgers, whoever submitted the LDS prophets captions should win one post haste.
The LDS one is amazing.
“I Can’t Remember the Safe Word Dammit!”
Ah, ex-mormon insider jokes. I’m going to be snickering about this for days…
This is “humor”?