I can’t believe I don’t have cable.
Thanks to Melissa.
UPDATE. In related news: Hop! Hop hop hop! Hop! Hop! Hop hop!!!!!
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What’s extra great about being an animal hoarder is that it ultimately makes you a hoarder of animal feces and eventually animal corpses.
Yeah, but at least you know you’ll never starve to death.
F’in zing @1 AND 2. Thanks for making my morning a little brighter.
While the phrase “all the male cats have been castrated” is certainly positive in this context, I’ve gotta wonder (a) if she’s doing it herself with teeny rubber-bands or something, and (b) given her propensity for hoarding, what she does with all those cat balls.
Kill your cable. Kill it now!
This is what happens when you can’t toss puppies in a river.
Siberian boy was HOT!
re: “I can’t believe I don’t have cable.”
These hoarding shows always sound fascinating, but once you’re watched one or two you realize that they are all exactly the same show.
Those poor dogs. I hate this woman.
I’m always amused by the euphemism of dogs “going to the bathroom”. Are urinating and deficating such evil words?